So drunk last night

Omfg. ughhhh i dont think i've ever drunk so much vodka in my life.

people i owe formal apologies to:
Andy (i didnt mean to make you piss on yourself hahaha)
Kate (sorry i destroyed your lawn)
Robbie (sorry i was an idiot, thank you for helping with the heart-to-heart)
Steph (i wouldve come to the grocery store if i knew you were stranded)
Clinton James (sorry i ditched you. i really am)
Jeremy (you're such a dildo, but you're funny, sorry i made fun of you)
Mindy (i think that was her name..)
Tony (I hate you for making those recordings, but sorry for scratching you lol)
Kyle (sorry i dont like you)
Mike Smith (sorry i missed your call...i was drunk)
Tim (i think i called you at some point...)
Anne (sorry i stole your money)
Scott (sorry i called you amish...alot...)
Big A (sorry i made fun of you for being so fucking annoying)
Raff (i enjoyed your song, sorry i fucked your guitar up)
Brii (you're such a bitch, sorry i said it outloud)
Hannah!! (you're the coolest chick i know, this isnt a sorry tho..i dont remember doing anything bad to you hahaha)

Well...... i feel like SHIT today.

call me nukkas.